Cooking up good, simple fun

THIS WEEK'S ARGUMENT: That it's the little things that make lifeentertaining.

I'm always telling you to lower your expectations. That way,you're more likely to be pleasantly surprised. When it comes toentertainment, bigger isn't always better. You don't need a musicalextravaganza. You just need to be easily amused. Fun is where youfind it, my friend.

CELEBRITY SCANDAL

The lovely Mena Suvari, just 25, recently told Us Weekly: "Diet isreally important to me; I've had a nutritionist for six years."

Let's pause for a moment.

"I haven't eaten [processed] sugar in a couple of years . . ."

Hang on, I need another pause.

". . . but I make …